I Don’t Want, I NEED Whatever Drug TCU’s Social Media Team Was On When They Came Up With This Video. BONUS – Uncalled For, Classless Shots At Portnoy

I watched this last night but it was NYE ​​and I was at a 10am wedding in New Orleans so shit got weird (not as weird as this video but weird enough) so I don’t didn’t know if I was hallucinating or not.

Turns out this morning he’s still there and as real as it gets. However, it still feels like a fever dream. Or something straight out of the Hunter S. Thompson genre. That’s why it’s so great.

Who would have thought that TCU had collapsed like this?

The question is, what exactly did the masterminds at Texas Christian University, responsible for making this happen, think about?

Peyote?

I remember the episode of The Sopranos where Tony goes to Vegas and takes peyote. It seemed like the biggest and the worst thing at the same time. A little terrifying if I’m honest. I’m a cat, I know. Not sure if this qualifies or not?

DMT?

From everything I’ve read, a DMT release occurs when the body dies and is responsible for “your life flashes before your eyes”. It’s also supposed to be the greatest feeling a human can experience. Like ten orgasms combined with the greatest high ever. So I heard. Another substance that I would like to try one day but I think I’m too fat too. If anyone has experienced this and can agree, let us know.

Acid?

I’ve never done acid, but from all the testimony, and everything I’ve heard and seen of some of civilizations greatest art, music and ideas, all deriving from brain on acid, I’m going to have to choose this one.

Giphy pictures.

Either way, whatever the influence, kudos to the creators.

And look hard for Dave catching shrapnel repeatedly. These parts were unnecessary and simply classless. Especially on this one.

(At least they used a photo where her tan is glowing?)

Ps – one thing I will always remember about this episode of The Sopranos happened on the exact same night as the famous episode of Entourage where Johnny Drama gets the call about his show that kills him and shouts victory in the Grand Canyon. Just like Tony shouting “I did it”.

(As sad as it sounds, it was one of the best TV moments I can remember growing up.)

For a breakdown of the thrilling game itself, check out Big T’s recap.